I really, really, really hate it when people completely fly off the handle about tropical storms and the like. I mean, really; we have some rain clouds coming in off the tip of Florida, therefore we must lose our minds and go off the deep end. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Florida's weather (and I take it that a good deal of you aren't) it isn't completely uncommon to have a few storms here and there that are a little more strong than normal. But, do the good Floridians know this? 'course not. They immediately go into panic mode, stockpile water and canned goods, and fire up their overly noisy generators in their backyard, completely oblivious to their own neighbor's distress because their inflated sense of self preservation has taken over the logical (and considerate) part of their brain.

Real nice, Florida.

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Our eXtreme tracker is a very useful thing when determining where most of your site's traffic comes from, what times and days of the week you get the most unique hits, and (the creepiest part) where our visitors live.

I usually check out our hits every day, and I've noticed a trend: over half of our visitors are from two cities in Arkansas.

Arkansas. More specifically, Sheridan and Enola.
I mean, it's a ridiculous amount of visits from what appears to be the exact same IP adress. I can't really image why anyone is that obsessed with LAWLZZ, but hey, I'm not going to stop them.

So, um, I guess I'd like to say...thank you? Yes, thanks, you mysterious Arkansasians who provide us with the majority of our daily hits. Keep on visiting, whoever you are.

[EDIT://] OH YEAHH! THAT'S RIGHT BABYYY! I FIXED IT, ALL BY MYSELF!!!!!! NO HELP FROM LITTLE MISS CODING-EXPERT! This is quite an accomplishment for me. Oh, and I forgot to mention that we got a new affiliate: please visit Priya! [//:EDIT]

New layout, duh.
The cutenews headers and the text and stuff is all messed up, so I'm terrible sorry about the side-scrollbar.
Stormi isn't online right now, and she's the one who knows about all this stuff, so hopefully she CHECKS HER EMAIL OFTEN AHEMAHEMAHEMMM.

Grawr. This will be fixed soon.